Jaago Mahila Mukti Mandal…Jaago!
Every other day, we get to hear songs that’s about partying all night, drinking loads of whiskey, bothering neighbours with loud music to the point of getting aunties to call police! If you are one of those true kind of music lovers who feel such songs actually destroy the the essence of music, you haven’t heard the worst yet! And we are here to show you that!
The credit for the worst song I have heard on recent times goes to Ramji Gulati’s Choti Si Nikkar. And here are five reasons why the song should be banned instead of porn and Maggi!
1. It”s called Choti Si Nikkar! In literal English translation, It’s about a girls little trouser! Should I even get on to other four reasons?
2. The video is about a girl who lies at home, wears skimpy clothes to a party, does dope on a daily basis and drinks whisky like downing Frooti! Oh! Where is Alok Nath when you need him?
3. Sample the lyrics – Party karne jaayegi toh pehni choti si nikkar…sabki nazrein tujhpe kyunki sexy hai figure, Tu roz maare dope aur peeti hai liquor! Someone please make sure that Javed Akhtar and Gulzar don’t get to hear these!
4. The singer calls the girl in song as crazy party girl, liar, chronic-alcoholic, sex-crazy, dope-head, materialistic bimbo while he is the shareef guy who doesn’t take advantage of such girls! And he tells us about all that, while rubbing himself against other bikini clad girls!
5. Someone in the comment sections said the singer is giving out a good message! That’s the same kind of message the moral brigade is looking for when they say women wearing shorts are to be blamed for rapes!
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